By Michael Harriot

The Root

July 8, 2018

 

Tomi Lahren, Satan's blonde-haired colostomy bag, went full snowflake on Fox News Saturday night, explaining that people think she's a trash human being because of Maxine Waters, and not because she's actually a trash bag full of right-wing vomit.

On Saturday's episode of Justice with Judge Jeanine, Lahren and Jeanine Pirro put on a miraculous display of anus-to-mouth lies when they managed to somehow spray bullshit from their surgically enhanced lips while talking out of their asses.